I am not sure if this is "breaking news" or not but it is good news for Duaner Sanchez regardless.
My mother works for a doctor that delivers babies and she called me up the other day...
"One of the Mets players' wives came in the other day, she is pregnant and Dr. Doctor (obviously a false name) is going to deliver the baby."
"No shit, who?"
"Sanchez. Dw... Dw... Dwayne Sanchez"
"Um, Duaner Sanchez?"
"Oh yeah, that's it."
Ahh, Bless her soul.
Anyway, as you can see, thankfully Sanchez wasn't hurt any further in his unfortunate accident because he is expecting soon. I am not sure if he has any other kids or if this will be his first but I am sure that all Mets fans wish him a healthy recovery and many blessings for his unborn child.
I told a coworker about this and he suggested that I try to get my hands on the umbilical cord and sell it on eBay. Um, no thanks. Besides the fact that it might be illegal, I doubt the strength of the market for Sanchez's wifes umbilical cord.
Now, if it was Betran's wife...
I plan on getting him a "get well soon" card to give to my mother to pass along to his wife. Hopefully it will be thanked with some autographed stuff or some tickets.
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Well put about the Get Well Card. Let me sign that shit
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It really is breaking news! You have no idea. Not only is this person not his wife but it's not even his girlfriend! Too funny!
Heres some breaking news... he got catch up with 2 girls he was seeing. one showed up while the other one was in his hotel room. The funny part one of them worked at the hotel he was staying at. He got busted with both of them and ended up leaving spring training 2009 ALONE!!! What a loser!!
WHO IS THE LOSER HE IS RICH ABOUT U HAHAHA
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More breaking news!
He got a former beauty queen pregnant and she took him to court
the dna results came positive and now he might go to jail for back child support he owns
this guy is really a Loser!!
Go to youtube you'll se more on this story
this guy is an Idiot
Who's the loser now Duaner your not even playing in the Majors!! Why dont you get a real job and start paying for all those kids you got out there!!
P.S. A jourlist got in touch with that girl at the hotel in Arizona and you got her pregnant you idiot!!
This is for the Arizona lady we can help you sue him in mexico or dominican republic just let us know how we can contact you and if you are interesting in doing any interview we can help we that too that looser is going down it's just a matter of time
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